Branden's comments

It is out of pure hatred and jealousy that B. Cobb aka Mr. Goodbar has sent his hurtful response to an approaching middle aged man's attempt to share a slice of daily heaven with his friends.  A text I received at 11:47am and I quote "a blog don? wow...yes I'm clowning lol".  Clowning?!?  That hurts man.  Followed up by (after a rather suggestive text I sent back to him regarding tasteful photos of his most beloved M so maybe I deserved it) "whatever blogs are for nerds and bored a** people yes I said it".   The cycle of hate must end.  I'm looking at the man in the mirror B.Cobb, and I'm asking him to change his ways.  And when I say looking at the man in the mirror I mean that I'm on the other side of it, spying on you.

Snow day

March 1st 2009.  The maiden entry for Extra Medium Blog.  It is 11:29pm and the night before the first(and prob last) big snow day for DC this year.  8-10 inches of fresh white they say, the free kind.  yay.  I'll make a sled out of cardboard, go to the tallest spot in my zip code and slide approximately 6 and a half glorious feet at a 30 degree angle into the bumper of a Volvo x90 that someone parked the same time I started my descent.  My daughter will laugh at me as I pretend to writhe in pain.  It will be a great outing that we will most likely soon forget.  Because thats what we do.  Cheers!

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